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Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Dont you just wish you could just do that?
If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer
You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D
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